Raising A Teenager Is Like Washing My Hair In The Toilet…
It’s a waste of time, it’s messy and it never works out the way I hoped. Truthfully, I can’t even recall when I finally realized there were teenagers in my house. Was it when my oldest told me that I...
View ArticleMommy! My Barbie Melted Into Silly Putty!
“Yeah? Well…pour it in the cookie tin I’m using for all of our melting valuables.” My daughter grabbed the tin. “When did this start?” “After my makeup fell in the sink and melted into something that...
View ArticleDang Mom, You Need To Get Out Of The House More…
Ya think? What gave it away? Was it when I gave myself a gold sticker each time I managed to un-clog the toilet? Or maybe it was when I sprained my neck when I tried to pat myself on the back because I...
View ArticleSharon’s Weight Loss Tips
*Disclaimer. I’m noticing a lot of people are responding to the title and first sentence. This post is one, big fat joke…which means most of the comments I’ve received so far don’t make any sense....
View ArticleDon’t Make Me Angry Mr. Magee, You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry
*This is a review and a giveaway of Matcha Tea. I was given the product to try from Kiss Me Organics and the opinions are mine. All mine. Well, my kids tried it too and want me to say, “Hmm…it’s not...
View ArticleWell, The Kids Are All In Bed…Now What?
The list my friends, is endless. But let’s examine one of my favorite things briefly, shall we? Not that! This is a family blog. No, what I’m talking about is the all time consuming, totally exciting...
View ArticleI Love It When My Daughters Announces How The Day Is Going To Be. Nah, Not...
Here’s how it started. Mary, my precious little girl, came out of her room and announced, “Today is homeschool day mommy, and we’re going to the movies since Dolphin Tale 2 has come out, so chop, chop!...
View ArticleLocal Mad Mom Becomes Hero In Grocery Store
I still ask myself on a weekly basis what is life really like? A bowl of cherries or a box of chocolates? Or maybe it’s like one lemon lemonade. Oh, who cares…the point is that in the last two months a...
View ArticleToday I Decided To Count My Blessings. There’s A Minute And A Half I’ll Never...
Not that I don’t have a ton of blessings or things that I’m thankful for. I totally do… It’s just that they’re so ordinary. You know how it goes. The scale in your bathroom cries whenever you walk by...
View ArticleLet’s Go Watch Uncle Jehoshaphat’s Slide Show Of The World’s Largest...
I would be sad to find out that not everyone is so lucky to have an Uncle Jehoshaphat in their family. Why? Because the thought that I may be the only living person on planet earth that has to look at...
View ArticleHow “NOT” To Sell Yourself According To A Mad Mom
Before I dive into this un-scientific post of mine I suppose I should begin by saying that these are my issus. That’s right. Mine. And according to me people lack modesty. Oh sure, sure, we can go on...
View ArticleIf You Like Someone Secoind Guessing Your Every Move…
Then by all means, have kids. Have lots of kids because when you only have one you’re missing out on all of the fun. And for those who want half a dozen or more, well, bless your little souls. I guess...
View ArticleFamily Game Night…Time To Put Granny’s Monopoly Away @na2ure
GAME NIGHT! How we love game night over here. Except for “Global Thermonuclear War.” That can be bad. Why? Because #1. It sure ain’t tiddlywinks and if your kids play it the way mine do, you won’t...
View Article“But Mom! It’s Still 500 Degrees Outside!”
Be that as it may, I insist that you put this on right now and smile pretty cause mommy wants to take some pictures.” And with those words, “I want to take a picture,” my daughter immediately stopped...
View ArticleWhat Is A Stay-At-Home-Mom? A “How To” Guide Expecting the Unexpected
This is not a tale of a fateful trip aboard a tiny ship, (God please. let them know I’m referring to Gilligan’s Island. Please don’t let me date myself on my blog) nor is this a tale of the obvious...
View ArticleIs That My Face On A Wanted Poster?!?
It isn’t everyday I have the privlege of walking into the house after spending hours shopping for the kids Halloween costumes to find five of my six my children have been engaging in an art contest...
View ArticleBroccoli, Celery, Gotta Be…Come On Now, Sing It With Me! VeggieTales!...
I’d like to know if there is any child on this planet who doesn’t like singing vegetables, because if there is I’d like to adopt them. Like now, please. Thank you. Okay, okay…I’ll stop and get down to...
View ArticleClipless…Moms New Favorite Toy. #Giveaway @GetClipless
I like toys…I like toys for grown ups…I like toys for grown ups that kids don”t get to play with and I really like toys for grown ups that kids don’t get to play with that make my life easier. So...
View ArticleHave Your Kids Been Making Fun Of Your High School Tunes? Well Then, HERE’S...
Yeah, I’ve just always wanted to say “Here’s Jhonny,” and now I have. YAY! Today the mad mom is doing something different. I’m asking for your help for someone,. But first, let me give you a quick run...
View ArticleI Wanted To Write About Something Dirty, But My Blog Is Supposed To Be...
Yeah, originally I wanted to write and complain a little bit about my kids toilet clogging again since someone actually managed to stuff a whole potato in the commode. But I still can’t find enough...
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